Christmas Pudding Apron


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Get your puddings out for the lads! Our festive apron is fully machine washable. But in case you can't be bothered, we've made it black to hide all the wine stains. Just try not to drink so much you forget these puddings aren't real, and set fire to your boobs. 

How long does delivery take?


Some items are printed on demand, this may take anywhere from 3-10 working days before items are dispatched, however at peak times the dispatch time can be longer. Helen can only lick so many envelopes a day. Please note your items may arrive separately. And delivery is FREE within the UK! 

Size guide

Our hIgh quality chefs' aprons are made with black strap and ties, using 360gsm canvas polyester. Gsm stands for Gorgeous Sexy Material. Probably. 

Each item is customised, so sorry, but we can’t refund or replace items if you order the wrong size or colour, or just change your mind. Damaged or faulty items are refundable, obvs. We’re not monsters.

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